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VELVET REVOLVER-ness [Jan. 10th, 2005|04:11 pm]
The Queen
In 2 days I will get to see Velvet Revolver...
Velvet Revolver Live.
In 2 days.



and because I'm a turd at organising,I left the booking of the hotel until the last minute.Well,my sister booked it today..And the hotel is just around the corner from the venue so we'll get back in ZOOM!QUICK!time.
And I had wednesday and thursday booked off work.and I think I have contracted an illness of the kidneys so I decided to take tomorrow off too.
So the next time I'll be working is Friday,and thats only for 7 hours,7am-2pm.


I cant bleeding wait for this.
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MY BARFDAY [Dec. 12th, 2004|05:21 am]
The Queen
I had a VERY riviting birthday.Went out at 9 (2 hours later than proposed) to the FreakFm benefit gig.Had a great laugh.Got a tshirt and had a bit of an old dance.Saw alot of the feckers from thr freakfm board.Decided to go to BFs mates house and not go home.Walked half of it,then hailed a cab and passed one of the BFS mates,hanging out the window,waving at him.Went back to the house.Made bed on the kitchen floor.stayed up all night talking with the bf,went to sleep at 8pm,woken by his mate at 9.30/10pm telling us to wake up,that he needed to go away.
went into the city.
played warped monopoly for a good while.
hung out at D'op and had a laugh.
found a gorgeous tatto THAT I WANT!and are getting for christmas.
went home with intentions of going out.
fell asleep.
woke up at 4.30am.
h-day me.
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GOOD CHARLOTTE! [Dec. 2nd, 2004|07:51 pm]
The Queen
I'v been sick for the past few days.Feeling fairly drained,Tired and all that.
So,I was watching "Good Charlotte,The making of the video" on MTV today and I decided to buy it.Today was pay day so I said fuck it.They might cheer me up a bit.So I bought it.I don't think the laptop does it justice so I'm going to go down my room,lock the door,have a smoke and listen to it.
<3 benji.
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(no subject) [Dec. 2nd, 2004|02:26 pm]
The Queen

sometimes.I dont know what adjectives are.But it makes it more fun..
Huskily Tripping

The Pope tripped along gayly. He was on his way to meet his lover, Madonna, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a frog hopping along, carrying a ja in its mouth.

The Pope was almost in a faux vagina when he came across a groped cake, lying alone on a humped plate. "That must be a treat from my sexy bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked girated, so he ate it.

It gave him the most danced tingling sensation in his BALLZ. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Madonna.

When Madonna came out to meet him, she took one look and fell over.

"What is it?" The Pope cried homosexualy.

"Your COCK! And your FANNY!" Madonna said. "They're mused! Can't you feel it?"

The Pope felt his COCK and his FANNY. They were indeed quite mused. "Oh, no!" The Pope said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that groped cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"

"I didn't leave you any cake," Madonna said. "I got you a strap on. It must have been that gay man who lives nearby. He acts a little sexily, ever since he humped a bucket."

"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" The Pope sobbed.

"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Madonna said tidily, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your COCK is really hot like that."

"Really?" The Pope dried her tears. The Pope kissed Madonna and it was an entirely homosexual sensation, like a duck that is like a sunset..

They spent the night having entirely homosexual sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.

Everything was rather awkward after that.

The Battle For The Strap On

In a faux vagina, The Pope humped his strap on. He had been busy with the strap on for hours and now wanted nothing more than a sexy cuddle or a homosexual massage from his lover Madonna.

He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his hot Madonna appeared at the door, grinning sexily.

"Put down the strap on," Madonna said homosexualy. "Unless you want me to hump that strap on on your COCK."

The Pope put down the strap on. He was gay. He had never seen Madonna so mused before and it made him humped.

Madonna picked up the strap on, then withdrew a ja from her BALLZ. "Don't be so gay," Madonna said with a mused grimace. "A frog bit my FANNY this morning, and everything became groped. Now with this strap on and this ja I can homosexualy rule the world!"

The Pope clutched his danced FANNY tidily. This was his lover, his hot Madonna, now staring at him with a mused BALLZ.

"Fight it!" The Pope shouted. "The frog just wants the strap on for his own hot devices! He doesn't love you, not the sexy way I do!"

The Pope could see Madonna trembling tidily. The Pope reached out his COCK and touched Madonna's BALLZ homosexualy. He was hot, so hot, but he knew only his danced love for Madonna would break the frog's spell.

Sure enough, Madonna dropped the strap on with a thunk. "Oh, The Pope," she squealed. "I'm so sexy, can you ever forgive me?"

But The Pope had already moved in a faux vagina. Like a duck that is like a sunset., he pressed his COCK into Madonna's BALLZ. And as they fell together in a groped fit of love, the strap on lay on the floor, humped and forgotten.
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(no subject) [Dec. 2nd, 2004|02:12 pm]
The Queen

I am sick and not at work,which is kinda bad and good.I feel like Johnny Depp in the Secret Window film,a cigarette sticking out of my mouth,dolled up in "writer" clothing and slightly psychotic.
anyways baybays,I'm going to see Deicide on Saturday if I'm better.I never heard them,or saw a pic of them so this should be fun.I'll wear something pink.and glittery.
apparently,theres alot of puss in the back of my throat,as Doctor Mammy said.Phone bil came..E280,I am proud that its not as bad as it used to be.
Moving into el casa of the sister of copy on a weekend basis.Should be fun.At least we wont have my mom banging down the door every saturday morning at 11am,and Nikki can now drink her Capri-Sonne without having to be REALLY quiet so I won't wake and ask her for some.

I noticed that people at work don't care how eachother are.This is the conversation I had with a guy I passed yesterday:

HIM: How ya,girl?

ME:Are ya well?

HIM:Hows the form?

Neither of us actually waited for the answer to any of these questions.TCH.

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(no subject) [Nov. 20th, 2004|04:50 pm]
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(no subject) [Nov. 1st, 2004|05:51 pm]
The Queen
I got out of bed because Nikki was snoring and making sexy noises in her sleep.
I feel like Nikki might have been dreaming about me
I want to say thanks to Jesus,for spilling half a pint of Carlsberg on me last night.
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VELVET REVOLVER GIG [Nov. 1st, 2004|04:51 pm]
The Queen
I have 2 options on how to go about going to Dublin for this concert.

1.Go up with Mike in a car..for like 4 hours..with strangers,yet save a shitload of money.
2.Go up with DM and get the train (mmm..train) then stay over and get the train back the next day.

1..or..2...1....or..2..or 1...or 2...

or I could start walking now.
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HALLOWEEN! [Nov. 1st, 2004|08:39 am]
The Queen


halloween is over and I'm sad.Spent under a tenner on the costume and I had the best night EVER!!!

Woke up with dried blood under my fingernails and some strange substance on my hat.YAY!And I didnt bate anyone even though I was in a fightin' mood.Whiskey and bleeding out through your fangina would do that to you.BUT!It was fun and people were funny and things were great and now I'm like "woah,I didnt think about that before (well I kinda did,in the dusty corners of my head) and now messa all like "what to do...what to do".On another note,I had 2 shots of something comprised of Jagermeister,aftershock and something else.....yum.tasted like liquorice cabbage.And I danced and made 49834583948 new friends and like 938457 new un-friends.YAY!


favourite quote:

"my names Liz".. said some random guy..


k.thats lovely.then his pint glass smashed in my hand.fun!

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TITTIES [Oct. 25th, 2004|11:38 pm]
The Queen
thats right.
halloween is coming up soon.
finally have costume sorted.
so cliché.
so so cliché.
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